May 2013
michaxl:
dilclo:
michaxl:
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
koreanswantmyseoul:
cuz I’m Kim Shady yes im the real Shady
all you other Kim Shadys are just imitatin
so wont the real Kim Shady please stand up
please stand up please stand up
hazelgracelancaster:
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
tupacabra:
tupacabra:
what dog can jump higher than a building
any dog with the capability to jump because buildings can’t jump
